Do you really expect to get a date with a picture like that? Pictures from guys looking for dates, but with no sense of aesthetics. Or, what's happening behind you tells us more than you might wish.

I just find these pictures on the internet. They are treasures because 1) the guy in the photo is the one taking the photo, trying to make himself appealing 2) the background is so appalling it must be memorialised. Thus the exquisite irony. Trying to put your best foot forward, but unknowingly repelling your potential dates. And NO, I'm not gonna hide your face. You're the one who put the picture out for the universe to see in the first place.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Have a coke and and a smile!

First, the pride and joy of Atlanta, Georgia, Coca-Cola.

Truly charming a gentlemen who uses lotto posters to set the interior mood.


super fuckin creepy with that cow.  The model cars I can deal with, but the cow?  nope.


If you have  short dick, better NOT to photograph yourself comparing it to anything.  If it's a beercan cock, then use a real beercan.   Diet coke is usually associated with skinny, not quite the operative word here.



Coca cola polar bear and football fetish mashup.




The Pepsi Generation:

A cock worth measuring against a can.



Some poor little brand manager invested her entire career in Diet Pepsi, only to have her product endorsed in a gay fuck party.  On the dresser in the center.



Finally, the piece de resistance, a real pepper-upper,  with some nice (bur)berries as well.



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