Model behavior

Some guys have or collect models.

An easy one:  The jeep on the shelf was probably a goof gift.  He thought it was cool, it looks like his own car, he put it up and forgot about it.  Its juxtaposition with the Humpty Dumpty lamp is interesting.  Probably a vestige from childhood he did not want to discard.    Pecker might be photoshopped.  But it could be real.  Skin tone is pretty close, and he does have BDF.

More models, but these are arranged on a shelf because they are 'valuable'.   Definite photoshop job.

Down we go!  A collection of hot wheels cars, still in the package. Apparently these produced-by-the-tens-of-thousands objects retain and might even increase their value if they remain in their packaging.   They are accorded a position of honor on the top shelf.  Probably a photoshop job, but who really cares?

Train wreck.  Our collectibles remain unblemished in their factory packaging.   But rather than accord them some honor by placing them on the shelf, he stuck them to the wall with thumbtacks.    And it's not even good junk.  A Campbell's Soup hot wheels car?  muthafukka puh-leeeeeeze.   Don't overlook the Ty Beanie Baby on the right!

Piece de resistance.

High scores on several scales.  The dolls are in their cases, but they are respectfully arranged and displayed.    And he does not have a million of the damn things, like he's stockpiling for Armageddon or something.  Plus they probably have some sort of manual labor involved in their manufacture.  Not like the hotwheels cars.

Requisite household appliance in the background.

Schlong looks legit too.  It's tough to photoshop around a fingers like that. 

Piece de resistance because that's a real piece.  You can't photoshop around fingers like that, and the skin tone matches.    He's not in great shape, because with a horsedick like that, he doesn't have to.