Purple Reign

In progression of horridness:

Tolerable:

here we have multiple shades of purple and lavender. A collection of pastels normally seen in a candy store or a spoilt brat's bedroom. BUT he redeems himself by not having junk all over the walls.

Bad:
Again, lavender pastels. It's not so overwhelming, as he pinned a Solar System poster on the wall to cover it up. And a plastic lei, perhaps from a vacation to someplace exotic, like Hawaii. Why is there a yellow plastic tablecloth, just the right size for the table, which is holding up the keyboard? To protect it from the splooge? Lousy photoshop work on the dick.

Worse, but with partial redemption on the composition. He is nicely centered on the window.
Here we have:
Handpainted portrait of a dead pet named Zeus.
Plastic Storage containers from walmart. It looks like these have toys in them, in which case we have a family guy taking naked pictures of himself in the living room. Which is creepier than a guy without kids taking pictures of himself in the living room.
But worst of all, next to the polyester-velour recliner is a bottle of hand cream and a wastebasket with a plastic liner. We all know what that means. He's a stupid straight guy, b/c any self respecting fag would use Wet or Astroglide. And hide it in a drawer.





Worst:
Were do you start with this one?
The stuffed tiger perched atop the burgundy velvet armchair?
How about the whorehouse-red polka dot pillow on the burgundy velvet armchair?
The lavender / chartruse/ magenta paint in uneven. It looks as though they did not have enough for a second coat, and the white is showing through in places.
Bedclothes match the wall, which I guess is a reasonable attempt at 'decorating'
A picture frame speaks a thousand words, if it's a gloppy Krylon-gold spray paint rococo mess.
Pile of papers and software boxes in the piled atop a table in the nook?
As for the guys, well, some people look better clothed.